Become an Employee of Old World Office!
Get in on the ground floor of a great company ... for only a dollar! Better than morning coffee and stale donuts! And great benefits - like an official welcome e-mail with a list of all your job duties at Old World Office! Hey - you can't buy abuse like that! And you can re-up anytime you want! Every time you donate a dollar toward office supplies, you will receive a special e-mail crafted especially for you! Honest! We'll keep you on file to make sure you receive a different Old World Office e-mail every time you donate! See - great benefits ... for us!
Receive a Personal Greeting from our Staff!
We didn't say what type of greeting it will be! But you'll get one! And there are a lot of personalities at Old World Office: the malicious 50-foot tall metal giant Malcontent , the teenaged siblings Nightclaw & Prowler , the odd couple roommates Evan and Ralph , the some-time superhero team Powers that Be! , and many, many more! You'll receive a personal wallpaper greeting for your computer so you can see it again and again. The gift that just keeps on giving!
Become Employee of the Month!
What better way to get recognition - slip the boss-man a ten-spot! As Employee of the Month your name will appear somewhere in an Old World Office strip as the employee of the month! We even have a special page that will list your name as an official Employee of the Month and a little extra information that you provide us! Got a website to promote? Want to plug something special? Just want to say "hey" to the world? We'll link you up! Cheapest advertising anywhere!
Get a Walk-On in an Old World Office Strip!
Say what? You heard right, Buck-o! For only a $25.00 donation (you give more than that to charity ... right?) you can be characterized and a visible part of the Old World Office! There you are - eating lunch! Or over there - making copies! No, wait - there you are as the janitor! The roles are endless! No casting calls! No agents! No sleazy producer's couches! (Yeesh! ) A shot like this could lead to major stardom! (or a desk job.)